Zohaib goes back to un-emo mod and still refers to himself in titles in third-person perspective!

So people (people read this ok!) say that my blog has become too emo and I should make happier posts. So instead of bitching about how I have two tests this week and instead of studying I'm online not trying to write about it, I'll talk about roses, butterflies, sunshine and other happy crap!

Well uh this blog got 100 views? Thats worth a mention I guess. Sure 90 of those were probably me looking at my blog every 10 minutes to see how many views I got but that's really beside the point so I'll continue to gloat about it.

I'll like to thank my parents for having very marginal computing skills and thus not being able to find this blog which would have lead to them disowning me. And oh for giving birth to me of course. Can't forget that one.

I'll like to thank God (here I go contradicting my last posts, funny I've always somehow done that with every post except my first one anyway. Boy is this message getting long. I'll stop now. Ok now.) for giving me such a fucked up life that I always have something to write about.

And of course I'd like to thank the readers for not realizing that there is life outside their door and spending all their time online, somehow getting pleasure out of reading about other people's lives that are, really, not even that interesting. Really guys it wouldn't have been possible without you all. So give yourself a pat on the back.

Did you actually consider doing that? Because that would just have been pathetic. Its good I don't have any personal info on here.

Alright I really am very tired thus the very lame post above. Even I have a hard time believing I'm going to click "Publish Post". I really am hanging my head in shame.

It's hard to type when you have your head hung in shame. You can't even see the screen. Especially if you are covering your face because then none of your hands are free enough to type. See how committed I am here?

Oh and we are having a Halloween Party, November 2nd. Buy tickets from me. Ahh screw it I'll probably blog all about it later (its funny how yall still trust me. Sad actually) . For now I'm going to go read other people's blogs and celebrate all their achievements I've somehow contributed in.
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PS: I REALLY am sorry about the lame post. I'm usually better than this. I think.